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ac·ro·pho·bi·a (kr-fb-) n. An abnormal fear of high places
You might be a mini-trucker
if . . .
- If you own a 1500 sq. ft. house and a 7000 sq. ft. garage.
- If your women are 18 and under and your rims are 18" or bigger.
- If you have a "FAT CHICS ARE OK CAUSE I'M ADJUSTABLE" sticker
on your truck.
- If 3/4 of your paycheck is automatically deposited into the
local custom shop's bank account.
- If you own a bagged and tweeded out recliner chair.
- If your mailbox has 7 color tribal graphics sprayed on it.
- If you cut your club logo into the grass in your front yard.
- If you have an open tab at the local Taco Bell.
- If you convince your new wife to take your honeymoon at a national
truck run.
- If you make your kid a swing in the backyard out of an old 20"
tire.
- If you claim your truck as a dependant on your taxes.
- If a 2000 crew cab Frontier bagged on 20's is your idea of a
"family sedan".
- If you registered at MIC during the planning of your wedding.
- If your girlfriend is constantly nagging you to move the shaved
tailgate out from in front of the dryer so she can dry clothes.
- If you have ever made your dog a doghouse out of the boxes your
18" billets came in.
- If you can still drink a beer after bondo dust has fell in it.
- If you paid $5,000 to paint your truck and $250 to paint your
house.
- If you have used torsion bar bolts as ornaments on your christmas
tree.
- If your 3 year old son is taller than the overall height of
your truck.
- If you go to the grocery store and they ask "paper or plastic"
and you say "firestone".
- If you have ever yanked the coils out from under the rental
car during a vacation.
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